#1 What do you call an avenger who is from middle-east?
Qathor
#2 Why narendra modi sleeps after12pm
because he loves pm
#3 How does the barber get to work early
because he knows all the shortcuts
#4 What is a cup of coffee that always expresses its feelings
Expresso
#5 When you say" phone or your game is hang the person
bro you cant hang your phone or game
#6 What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
#7 What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet
#8 Why does ed sheeran does not have a girl friend ?
Because she ran
#9 The BTS concert is so amazing and so leJINdary
#10 What do Beethoven's chickens always say?
Bach! Bach! Bach!
#11 Why are planes so sad?
Because they are always sore!
#12 Due to COVID-19, all dad jokes will now be inside jokes.
#13 What do you give a lemon when it gets injured?
Lemon-aid
#14 When do jokes become dad jokes?
When they become apparent.
#15 What animal has the most memory?
A Ram.
#16 Why did the one handed warrior cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
#17How did the egg climb up the mountain
It scrambled up.
#18Why did the boy walk backwards to school?
Because it was back-to-school day!
#19 What does the CIA do when they go to sleep?
They go undercover.
#20 How do turtles talk to each other?
On their shell phones.
#21 What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.
#23 Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
#24 Why is the second part of the joke harmful?
Because it's the punch!
#25 Imagine, you are stuck in a place surrounded by lava. How will you escape?
Stop Imagining!
#26 I call my horse Mayo.And sometimes, Mayo neighs.
#27 Which is the cutest cable?
An awwwwwx cable.
#28 What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
#29 What does Marvel have that Voldemort doesn't?
Tha-nose!
#30 What do you call a fighting samosa?
Sumo sa!
#31 What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
#32 What word is always spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
"Incorrectly"
#33 What is the owl's favorite food?
Hoot dogs.
#34 Earlier, I used to be indecisive.
Now I am not so sure.
#35 What do you call a loud puppy?
A sub woofer.
#36 Where do hamsters usually go for their summer vacation?
Hamsterdam.
#37 What do you call an egg that is always tired?
Egg-sausted.
#38 Why am I proud of my fingers?
I can always count on them.
#39 How do scientists keep their breath fresh?
Experimints.
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