#1 When do jokes become dad jokes?
When they become apparent.
#2 What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
#3 What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
#4 What do we call a crying sister?
A crisis.
#5 I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people...
But none of them work.
#6 Which is the coldest letter in alphabet?
B because it is in the middle of AC.
#7 What should you do, if you get locked out of your house?
Talk to the lock, because communication is key.
#8 Why was the stadium so cold?
Because there were a lot of fans.
#9 What do you call a bee that was born is the United States?
A USB.
#10 What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.
#11 Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Because they have good soles.
#12 Why are math books always sad?
Because they are filled with problems.
#13 Why didn't the bullet get a job?
Because he kept getting fired!
#14 Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store.
#15 What kind of music is a balloon scared of?
Pop music.
#16 Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?
Because it's two tired.
#17 Why can't you trust trees?
Because they are shady.
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