#1 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?
Of course it can, the empire state building can't jump!
#2 What is the slipperiest country in the world?
Greece!
#3 Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
#4 Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots.
#5 Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher?
Cause they had no chemistry.
#6 Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"?
It hasn't come out yet.
#7 What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
#8 Why was the king only a foot tall?
He was a ruler.
#9 What did the seal with the broken arm say to the Polar bear?
Do not consume if seal is broken.
#10 What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
#11 Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got tired of the hole thing!
#12 My friend David lost his ID.
Now I call him DAV.
#13 Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?
He doesn't like being followed.
#14 Why was the cellphone wearing glasses?
Because he lost all his contacts.
#15 What do you call an alligator that reads maps?
A navigator.
#16 Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
#17 Why couldn't the keyboard sleep?
Because it has 2 shifts.
#18 What is a diamond's favorite martial art?
Karat-te!
#19 Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
#20 You wanna hear a joke about construction?
Wait... I'm still working on it.
#21 What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?
Oh no, you've defeeted me!
#22 What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
#23 What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
#24 Why did the boy sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time.
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